There's this guy, a regular guy... he's a banker, an add person, whatever, the point is that he's really stressed out, and he decides to get a cabin in the woods, by himself for the weekend.
He packs his SUV, he brings things from work, like work stuff, and then he brings books, and he brings his dog - a golden retriever, and he starts driving up to the mountains.
When he's driving, he hears on the radio that an inmate has escaped from a local insane asylum. So he hears this news, and he doesn't care, whatever, he wants to relax.
He has a fantastic day at the cabin, does all sorts of adventurous things, and at night, he's exhausted, so he passes out on the couch, he's reading a book...he's gone.
In the middle of the night, he wakes up, he hears this really weird sound and it was like: drip...drip...drip...
He's too tired to get up and see what it is. So he calls his dog over, his dog licks his hand, he feels better, he feels comfort, and he falls back to sleep.
A couple of hours later, he hears the same sound. He wakes up and he was like...there's the dripping sound again: drip...drip...drip...
He's still way to tired to get up. The dog comes over, he licks his hand, he feels better, falls back asleep.
So, that morning, the sun comes up. It's very bright in the room. He looks over and he sees a giant pool of blood. He starts screaming... He looks up....his dog, the golden retriever, is impaled by the chandelier, hanging from above...the blood is gushing down, dripping....there's the dripping sound.
He looks over, and there's a little note. Picks it up, it's written in blood and it reads:
PEOPLE CAN LICK TOO!!!
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